bagel

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

by meggielouu March 10, 2012

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

baeless

Another term for single, meaning your forever alone :) ... :(

"Zayummm, you baeless bitch!"

by Bae forever April 12, 2014

bagelhorse

a horse that eats bagels.

guy1 "my horse love to eat bagels, yesterday he ate a dozen"
guy2 "what a bagelhorse"

by Adam Kinmond August 26, 2007