ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballsackiness

A condition that involves any sort of room or space where the ambient temperature is too high for comfort. It can be warded off by an entity known solely as the iciness factor.

John: Jack, the ballsackiness in this room is completely out of hand.

Jack: Word, john. Word.

by The Wonedaddy May 13, 2007

Ballsack

A quarter ounce of drugs, two balls (two eighths aka eight balls).

Yo lemme get a ballsack of your finest fishscale.

by Mr_hoover December 6, 2018

Ballsacs

ballsacs: an expression of frustration or disbelief

Ballsacs! I should've strapped up when I fucked that stripper last night.

by DBack22 January 10, 2009

ballsack jones

A major scrotum made from the embers of a dead Phoenix. Terracotta warriors worship the almighty scrotum of ballsack jones. It smells like salmon darnes and tinned mackerel with a hint of zucchini.

Ballsack jones holds the almighty scrotum

by Screm April 13, 2015

Ballsack Barry

An old person whos cheeks are so wrinkled that they look like facial scrotums.

1. "That old man is a Ballsack Barry"

2. "Yo, it must be Ballsack Barry day LOL!"

3. "Girlfriend, I be needin that moisturiser 'fore I get my Ballsack Barry on"

by RoflcopterSoi June 11, 2006

ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

by jonny!s! December 24, 2007