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Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.
“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”
by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019
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Monkey on your back

Severe relentless back pain one gets during opiate withdrawal.
hardest part of detox will be the monkey on your back
by XsubZ April 17, 2010
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cat on your back

When someone pulls a dick move, they have successfully just thrown "a cat on your back." Can be used in an accusatory manner towards someone, or describe an event that happened to you.
Room mate 1: "Now, I'm not trying to throw a cat on your back, but I'm having a party at our house tonight and you're not invited."

Room mate 2: "Way to throw a cat on my back, dickwad."


"Risa just had sex with my boyfriend. That bitch totally just threw a cat on my back."
by rinsdy March 15, 2009
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Back Up On It

A phrase used when a small to medium sized girl with blonde hair and a heart shaped booty " pops locks and drops it" infront of you in a very flirtacious manor by "dipping it low" and pushing her ass into you on the way up, in hopes of getting your attention.
Guy 1: " Dude i was just here minding my own buisness and suddenly she came out of no where and tried to "back up on it" against my leg!

Guy 2: " All she wanted was for you to say something about her ass, she feeds on attention."

Guy 1: "Well i tried yelling "Back off Bitch", but it didn't seem to work, i will just be ready for next time."
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"
"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."
by hels bels July 21, 2006
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Pat on the back

"Pat on a back"- Backhanded compliment from Patrick. Disingenuous comment made towards people Patrick finds threatening. Unlike compliment "Pat on the back" is not meant to please receiver. "Pat on the back"should always be taken as an insult.
"I Didn't Expect You To Do So Well — Congratulations!, That is such a Pat On The Back Patrick!
by Zong_Zuzia August 18, 2019
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Chipmunk on the back Deck

Fetish. When a person gets sexual gratification by feeding small, furry rodents from the rectum or buttocks.
Getting a chipmunk on the back deck always brings a smile to Silver's face!
by Reverend Gonzo August 1, 2018
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