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asnide remark

A less-than-respectful/complimentary/convinced comment dat is privately/surreptitiously made by a meeting-attendee to his seating-neighbor, a reporter or narrator to da program's viewing-audience, etc.
Professional actors/commentators seldom "break da fourth wall" except to voice an asnide remark to da show's spectators.
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
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Asnide

Portmanteau of ‘aside’ and ‘snide’, describing a short rejoinder meant—often successfully—to be particularly cutting. Coined to describe a New York Times reporter reacting to comments criticizing him for platforming someone who posted CSAM with flippant remarks.
“ And not just glossing over it, it’s like he’s at that centrist conference running around showing people his little asnides to people on that damned Bluesky.”
by pokermutant June 6, 2025
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Fuck aside

Another way to say fuck off, or step aside, but more angor
Will you just fuck aside, jimmy
by Nutsack08 December 6, 2020
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Cast aside

Speak out.

Because you’re sick and tired.

Want to be recognized.

But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.

They lead you straight off the track.

You’ve had enough.

But the ambition is still pouring.

Even while the work is still boring.

Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.
Don’t sweat it if you’re cast aside.
by confused cajun man January 25, 2021
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5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 27, 2023
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Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 27, 2023
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