Amsterdam Hankie

To sneeze into someones pubes.

I sneezed on mary's vag. It was Amsterdam Hankie time. She wasn't, uhh, pleased...

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

Austen Auger (Aug)

Wanna be GANKSTA! May be used on the dark corners, where some people sell crack.

I am da' Austen, beiatch

by Chicklet September 6, 2004

Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).

Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!

by Ammo Smoker May 3, 2011

Amsterdam

Nickname for marijuana.

That Amsterdam made me so slow.

by Aero-Bar June 30, 2009

Tom Austen

A manipulative dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. He will screw over anyone and everyone as long as he get what he wants (gets his willy wet). He will 'date' multiple girls and sweet talk them by telling them what he thinks they want to hear. Then when he screws them over he will claim it to be a mistake or accident.

Tom Austen Basically a fuck boy

by Bantaaaaas August 5, 2016

Austentatious

Definition 1: The act of being totally awesome, particularily in the aspect of being a sniper.

Definition 2: The feeling of being a badass

Example 1: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he answered a question in biology while he was asleep.

Example 2: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he used a calculator on a non-calculator homework question.

by Vikram Gupta April 1, 2013

Amsterdam

A small suburban city outside of Albany, New York with a population of about 18,000. Filled with wannabee gangsters, snotty bitches, and drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Person from Albany area: Where are you from?

Amsterdam person: Amsterdam.

Person from Albany area: Go smoke a blunt pot head.

by imsweeeeeeet345 November 30, 2007