New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

zelda-ing

Playing the game - Zelda

depressedconstructionmonkeys says: So wha cha been up to?
Kyo says: Nothing Much...Zelda-ing all day

by Kyo December 2, 2004

Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.

Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.

by synema March 21, 2009

zelda

A hot babe, first starred in a videogame series called "The Legend of Zelda", for TV-console the "NES".

"Zelda's HOT!"

"Dude, she's not real."

"Who cares!"

by MrFlix May 13, 2005

Legend of Zelda

An absolutely amazing game. It's got adventure, beautiful music, and of course some violence. What could make it better. Creator Shigeru Miyamoto is a genius, the series started in 1988.

Person: What the fuck is that game?
You: Are you fucking kidding me?!? It's Legend of Zelda, how could you not know that?

by pokemon218 June 5, 2014

New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.

Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010

New Zealand

The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.

Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate

by JaYkeO September 1, 2011