yo momma

A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.

Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.

by Ranton February 28, 2005

yo momma

a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.

joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag

by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011

Slapped the fuck out yo mouf

What happens when someone is served an open palmed disrespect, often utilizing a tool. Is seen as a deserved act of revenge after a period of humilation.

In that movie Wanted, the main character slapped the fuck out yo mouf when he bashed his cheating best friend with that keyboard. It said, "Fuck You"

by Supa Nigga October 4, 2009

yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

by mandi June 17, 2004

yo mommas pussy

its what i fucked last night

person 1: who was you first fuck
person 2: YO MOMMAS PUSSY

by patrikdebestt July 7, 2019

yo mobile

a vehicle similar to any in fast and furious movies

any vehicle of any year, make or model in any condition that is/has one or more of the following:
lowered
weedwacker exhaust
racing stickers NOT on windows
low profile tires
detailed interior
any kind of pimping of the car

also callled
overgrown weedwacker
yo car
fast vaccum cleaner

that yo car sure does fly! but good luck picking up the peices after it crashes

by ninguy December 14, 2003

D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"

by Z NINJA October 1, 2006