Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021

Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.

She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her

by Izyblandit April 27, 2021

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 24, 2012

wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.

Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.

by Eascent September 29, 2023

wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.

Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022