Wattpad

A website with thousands of stories written by amateur writers who wish they were half-decent. They actually couldn't write to save their lives, but instead delude themselves into thinking that they're pretty good.
The majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. Everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can't find a better place to post their works.

Random girl: OMG! Did you hear that BLAH updated his story, BLAHBLAHBLAH?
Me: I honestly don't care.
Random girl: You're just upset that you can't write like that.
Me: Trust me, woman. A first-grader can write better than those people.

Random girl reading story on Wattpad: Oh no! I wonder what's going to happen to him!
Me: Tell me the title.
Random girl: I'm Crushing on my Hot Step-Brother! The girl just found her step-brother making out with some slut!
Me: The step-brother will notice her, push the slut away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
Random girl: I bet you that doesn't happen, jerk!
Twenty minutes later...
"YES! HE ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER!"

by SmarticleinHiding May 7, 2012

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watopatomi

The drunken name for "Potowatomi Bingo Casino" Located in Milwaukee Wisconsin

"I weally wanna go to watopatomi"

by Pokerman223 June 4, 2007

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wadup

what's up? It's used in greeting

hey shawty wadup I missed u

by nizamettin senturk September 17, 2007

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wutupdo

Shortened from What is up dog, Slang for asking how is it going to a friend or companion. Can be used a common greeting. Phrase originates from Detroit slang.

Wutupdo how are you doing? Wutupdo, you just chillin'?

by JROK October 29, 2007

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Waturn

This is otherwise known as a early 2000s model Saturn Wagon.

Did you see that dope ride Rusty has? It is a Waturn. You know, a Saturn wagon. That thing is off the chain. If you need to start frosting a deuce it will get you there.

by Mo dawg February 9, 2010

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Wattpad

The darkest pit of hell for fangirls/fanboys, many children with two braincells write smut And lemons but the occasional good book can be better than the original, but those Good stories are often met with a readers worst nightmare is “last Updated 3 years ago”

“Man i love wattpad”
“What are you? A fangirl/fanboy?“

by K.z12.. October 11, 2020

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