ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

Ball Washer

a term used in referance to someone`s mouth

hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!

by rob norwood May 18, 2004

robert wagner

1. to take a shit.
2. long version of a #2 ( Austin Powers #2)

I took a Robert Wagner last night is stunk up the house to beat hell.

by Dave Tubbs October 24, 2007

power washer

busting a load onto a girls ass, only to clean her off with piss.

gave your mom a power washer after i got her all splooged up.

by kdfhbsedjKBRGEHT January 14, 2008

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010