Canal Winchester

A small town in Ohio. Has outstanding sports program but lacks in the brains side of everything. Schools are ran by hot girls, gays, and jocks.

Who won the Mid State League?
Canal Winchester
Again?
Yes for the 8th time in a row

by Mexskimo March 1, 2011

winchester whistler

The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.

"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

winchester

A town where it is said that all the familes are related. They all are incested, bred from incest

Boy: Heyy
Girl: Hi
Boy: Want to come back to my place?
Girl: Suree, where is it?
Boy: Um, winchester.
Girl: Oh um, I have to heat up a week old bowl of soup. Sorry!

by rawr a saur June 29, 2006

Winchester, MA

Also known as Funchestah, the main event is the senior prom.

A Winchesterian (one from Winchester, MA)-"We dont like Wootizzy."

by bertherdenug October 6, 2005

Win-cest

Win-cest: Referring to the apparently lightly “inbred” nature of the residents of the town of Winchester, CT in particular and to residents of Northeast Litchfield county in general. Cuts across all social and economic boundaries. Might be a Raggy thing, might not. Not surprising really since many of the first families to settle the area are still here after 10 or so generations and have not moved more than a couple miles in the last 250 years. Often used unfairly to target people from Winsted since the populations of the surrounding towns of Colebrook, Riverton, The Hartlands, both East and West, Barkhamsted, New Hartford, Burrville, Winchester Center, Goshen and Norfolk are all at the very least equally lacking in genetic diversity. Let’s not get started on what happens when you cross the state line into the Berkshires of Massachusetts!

She's my 3rd cousin once removed on my mother’s side and my second cousin twice removed on my father’s side. i.e.: a Win-cest uous marriage.

From pretty much any front porch in Litchfield County, if you listen really closely, you can hear dueling banjo music drifting on the wind.

by DrDNA December 17, 2010

Canal Winchester

A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.

1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!

2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny

by mknjbhvgcfdxd May 17, 2010

Canal Winchester

Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:

Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.

"Canal Winchester? Where is that?"

by Morgan Elizabeth Berkemeier June 27, 2008