Why are we still here?...

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?
-Kaz Miller, Metal Gear Solid V:Phantom Pain

That one guy: Remember that Metal Gear game that talked about memes?
Metal Gear Veteran: Why are we still here?....

by ManyThings June 10, 2018

Why

A question I ask my self every day

Me: why?
Person: .....why what?
Me: Just, why?

by Ace5017 November 10, 2016

whoshamacallit

Stand-in word used when you can't think of the right one. The "sha" is properly pronounced as in the French "Je".

Make it go faster by turning that whoshamacallit.

by june t July 11, 2011

Whiz

Whiz (male) & Whizette (female) comes from the word wisdom.

Wisdom:

a: Accumulated philosophic or scientific learning-knowledge;

b: Ability to discern inner qualities and relationships-insight;

c: Good sense-judgment

d: Generally accepted belief

Challenges what has become accepted wisdom among many historians.
i got to meet up with my wiz

I got to see an actual Whiz, wizzing at the urinal. So I didn't bother him.

by THE-INTELLECTUAL April 13, 2023

Butt wheezing

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

whermst

It "where, what purpose and why" put together to make this beutiful creation.
Can be very useful in conversation

First time being used: 20:42 on a Wednesday 19th April 2023
Person name: TheRussianBagder

911 Operator: This is 911, how can I help u
Tony: my uncle is getting stabbed right
911: Whermst?

by Ketisbetter April 19, 2023

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019