totalitourism

Tourism to countries ruled by a dictatorship or other authoritarian regime.

In contrast to the travel ban imposed by the United States toward Cuba, many countries have no restrictions on such totalitourism.

by P_Garrett May 3, 2008

total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

Total Holiday Mode (THM)

THM is an extreme version of Holiday Mode, where one feels that it is imperative to do absolutely no work and simply relax and have fun. This is most often applied to those on holiday or those who have been working way too hard for way too long.

There are several reasons for THM, such as long term stress, lack of relax time or work has just become too monotonous and you need a break to get away from it all and rethink your next steps in life.

One does not often mention THM in the presence of figureheads, such as one's boss or parents, however this can apply to just anyone.

Despite the joy that THM brings to oneself, one should be aware of the negative implications that comes with it. A student's grades can plumet as homework and studying is forgotten; and in the case of adults - you could lose your job. Withdrawal symptoms include possible depression as you dive back into work that has accumulated due to negligence from THM. Other side effects experienced while on THM is having to bury a vexed feeling very far behind one's mind as one tries to push away all thoughts of work that still has to be done. Also, when on THM, one often forgets the date, day of the week and (in more prolonged cases) the month.

Hulk: What day is it?

Fred Flintstone: Tuesday.

Hulk: No way! I thought it was Thursday. Wasn't it just Tuesday two days ago?

Fred Flintstone: Nah man, that was a week ago.

Hulk: Oh right. Well I'm on Total Holiday Mode (THM) right now. I worked too hard saving the world one crushing fist at a time last week.

by mariobrothers August 2, 2013

Totally Tart

when something is really top of the pip and english

'oh my goodness that is so dapper and dare i say even totally tart'

'i agree old boy'

'good show'

'jolly good show'

by u-vy May 28, 2015

Total Scrotal

When everything is just fuckin terrible

This day has just been 100% total scrotal man.

by Octojew March 9, 2018

total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019