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Tadger Stamp

An imprint of a male sexual organ on someone or something.
He has a Tadger Stamp on his forehead
by Periodox January 22, 2026
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little todger

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY
by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 2, 2023
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Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.
“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad
by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023
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Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.
She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!
by stroodlemc March 12, 2024
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Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia
Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia
by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024
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