Thoreau

To live cheaply (frugally)

We're Thoreau'ing it tonight with cans of PBR!

by rejectedthinker August 1, 2008

Thor's Cock

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.

I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.

by Fred Bear June 19, 2018

Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)

Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer

by Licmadic May 21, 2018

craig thompson

A person who wants someone else to suck their penis.
He is also known as Mini Ladd, but no one has created a definition for Craig Thompson

Craig Thompson: "yOu WaNt mY PeNiS"
This is from one of Mini Ladd's videos, where it has become a meme

by A username made when I was 9 September 24, 2019

Miss Thompson

Works at fullhurst. Crusty dusty dinosaur her husband is dead and takes it out on the students. Fat fucking nonce and was classified as a man at birth. Fucking transgender bitch.

Fuck you miss Thompson

by ShainePatel December 17, 2019

Thorpeing

The act of attempting to save money but actually incurring more overall expense and then justifying the additional time, money, and resources spent with backward logic and citing intangible benefits.

Kevin wanted to use less natural gas to heat his new home and elected to build a wood burning fireplace. In saving an average of $4.25 a month in natural gas, he ended up Thorpeing it by wasting an entire Saturday every year driving to the woods to cut down dead trees, costing $40 in gas and another $7.50 to power the chainsaw as it spewed carbon emissions into the otherwise pristine mountain air. The chimney sweep only costs about $50 every other year and the fines for burning wood on red-burn days in the polluted valley add up, too. But hey, the whole endeavor takes him back to an earlier day and age when the world was more innocent and a man could feel good about a hard days work.

by n0b0undaries May 22, 2014

Therpes

Herpes contracted from a thot within your range.

Yo I banged that thot last night and now my balls itch. I think I got therpes.

by Littlesam July 8, 2014