grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

Texto

Texto is a typo but while making the text for a text message.

Sydney: Dakdota is such an idiot
Kaylin: RE: Don't you mean Dakota? That's such a texto.

by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006

awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009

Table Texting

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)

I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.

by Towerguy Rob April 27, 2010

Asshole Texting

When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.

"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."

"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."

by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010

texting etiquette

Replying to someone's text in a decent time frame.

Joe didn't practice texting etiquette so his girlfriend dumped his ass.

by McVett October 1, 2008

Texting Buddy

People who text each other alot. They are close and text each other everything when it happens. Texting buddies are the first ones to know what is going on and to help with boredom.

Jeremy is Jessica's Texting buddy since they are friends.

by xsimplyx June 13, 2011