Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

Typical

Typical is a funny guy on youtube who milks Friday Night Funkin' Covers.. i mean what?

He is friends with SstrikerVR, who also has a part on the urban dictionary.

Typical Testical!
Typical, do you like among us?

by Typical made the funny March 6, 2022

Typical Tittie

Someone who is more basic than a tit, everyone loves them but they're just such a typical tit.

Jaeda: julianna your so basic

Julianna: your even more basic than a typical tittie

by Typical.Tittie May 20, 2021

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

Typical Cunt

a typical cunt that always tries so hard to hide how much of a whore they are everyday

crystal likes to act high and mighty until she met hubba bubba jones with his 16 inch mandingo in an alley and bubba dosen't give a damn that there's cameras up his ass 24/7 at every corner every day until he goes back to jail then he goes and rapes her ass until she Pregnant Typical Cunt

by superiorbreed June 3, 2018

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

Typical

Typical is a guy on youtube who milks fnf covers i mean what?

I have drip NOT SSTRIKERVR he got no drip

Typical Testicle!

Typical has drip L Bozo.

by Typical made the funny March 6, 2022