Sweden

A penis, derived from the map on the tails side of the 2006 euro, which has Norway removed, leaving Sweden to look like a penis and Finland the testicles.

Ooh, I just trapped my Sweden under my Finlands.

by prescottspies September 1, 2006

Swede

A woman or man from Sweden. The woman are always hot but not as tall as everyone thinks. The men are also very good looking and are on average 6" or taller. Swedes can be found by asking them about Norway. All Swedes hate Norway because of the natural oil reserves that were found after Sweden gave Norway back to the Norwegians. Swedes are usually blonde but can very between dark blonde to brunette. Do not mistake a swede for a person from Switzerland, we hate that. Us swedes are all good looking and while at the but of every country's jokes, you still want to get with us.

Man, look at that girl, she is so hot.. She has to be a Swede!

by hot_swede November 11, 2009

sledgehammer

The model of bicycle Pedro Sanchez rides in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." It has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. Lucky! He regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.

Pedro: Eets a sledgehammer.

by Uncle Rico February 28, 2005

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

Sedge

The hedge into which orphans are thrown to starve

"I didn't take the pill, should we just sedge it?"

by SidoG March 28, 2017

my name isn't sweden

Used when a person has no respose to a question or otherwise.

Well, my name isn't Sweden.

by BobTehMufin November 8, 2010

Sedgefield

The most dope neighborhood in Charlotte, NC. Yuppy free and real close to downtown QC. Neighbors Dilworth and South End.

You know those guys from Sedgefield?

Yeah, those guys are the tits.

Why is that?

Cuz they from Sedgefield.

by Awesome Greek November 19, 2009