scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.

Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!

by No Expert July 1, 2004

spracked

when someone is so high on meth they cannot act normal.

Mike is spracked as fuck right now he took a hit off the pizzle and now he wont stop talking to himself.

by Shit Head 123 October 14, 2009

spracked

A word used to describe the next morning after serious drug use. Jittery, restless, a general feeling of uneasiness sometimes associated with boredness or lonliness.

"Man, all that junk we took last night has me spracked out."

by rob January 31, 2005

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006

Snatched

A popular term, originating in the gay community but since appropriated by basics of all persuasions, indicating a particularly in shape physique. Namely, a requisite of snatched is the presence of six pack abs resulting from increased muscle definition and not simply general thinness revealing normal abs.

Wow he is snatched!

by dissentlabs October 26, 2018

splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009

Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.

(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"

by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010