Spotted Dick

Genital Herpes (ouch!)

probably hurts alot to choke your spotted dick

by L_Z January 10, 2005

BBF Spotting

BBF stands for "Boobs, Butt, Face". It is the act of looking for attractive males or females in a crowded area, then rating them according to their physical attributes.

Dude #1: Bro, blonde in tight blue shirt, to the left!
Dude #2: Spotting, spotting, spotting... Found her. Next to the 4, right?
Dude #1: Yeah. This girls a solid 8.
Dude #2: Def.
Dude #1: Def.
Dude #2: I love BBF Spotting.

by #1SPOTTER April 12, 2011

Spontenudity

The sudden impulse to become nude; the urge to become either partially or completey naked

I mooned my entire class! It was a great moment of spontenudity!

by Optimist Prime June 3, 2007

Enemy Spotted

A term used to notify someone that someone who opposes you is in your line of sight.

Enemy spotted on the left *WHooSh*

by Kynin June 6, 2019

spotting

Driving around backroads in your car/truck to find deer. A large spotlight is used and deer can be spotted by their eyes, which glow orange when hit by the light.

"So what is there to do in **insert small town here**?"

"Umm...wanna go spotting for deer?"

by Holy Moley December 28, 2005

Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007

Spottery

Quickly finding an open parking spot without having to drive around searching. Notably referring to street parking in urban regions.

After a long day of work, Katie turned the car on to her street and was shocked to see she'd won the spottery!

by writerish March 3, 2011