splirking

Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.

Splirking it with the ferocity of a demon, my balls now ache

by Lord Ballbuster January 9, 2025

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Slarging

Taking a nap in your EV while it charges, generally outside of a grocery store or gas station. Short for Sleep-charging

Call when you need me, I'll be slarging at the grocery

by vanoden October 12, 2025