1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
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Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
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Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
by ginzberg March 5, 2004
Get the splattercan mug.To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.
This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.
This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.
by Rid3r August 13, 2012
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Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
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