spidermanning

spidermanning is when you're banging a bitch from behind- you quietly blow your load in your hand, -spit on her back so that she thinks you finished, than call her name so that she turns around, and you hurl your jism into her suprised face like spiderman shoots his web. The spidermanning is even more complete if you sing the spiderman song as you are doing so.

spidermanning is the latest sexual craze, clearly designed to humiliate and suprise the victim with a hadfull of flung jism.

by Artie Quivers June 14, 2010

spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone

After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe

by pkboicu February 19, 2012

spiderman that hoe

when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.

we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE

by chingaling October 15, 2007

Spiderman

When the hair on, in and/or around your asshole becomes a tangled mess, not unlike that of a spiderweb. This mass of hair has a tenancy to catch small pieces of debris going in or out of ones asshole. In extreme cases, pieces of fecal matter, aptly named dingleberries, up to 3oz. in size. These "dingleberries" have a profound habit of tugging on the web of hairs, creating a very uncomfortable sensation known as "web-swinging". Also in other extreme cases, shitting causes the pulling of hair as the shit comes out with a feeling of a pulling sensation on your ass hair. The only known combatant of Spiderman is the Green Goblin or a friend with scissors.

Alleh told Richeh to trim his ass hair because Spiderman was relentless in giving up.

by Rebuttlemanz January 29, 2009

spiderman

While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman

I was doggin this freak and i covered her face with the spiderman

by bellis1384 October 2, 2007

Spiderman

when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)

that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.

by Frank Robinson December 28, 2005

spiderman

when a man ejaculates into his hand before throwing it into a womens face shouting spiderman

david spiderman all over laurens face

by checkmate king November 26, 2014