Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023

Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow

Im spelunking my mon

by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

pussy spelunking

To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!

Sorry i missed the party. I went pussy spelunking.

by Pyro67 August 18, 2023