Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

Sister Scandal

James Charles and Tati’s (non-existent!) relationship.

Or, how Tati’s forty minute long video completely destroyed James Charles’ makeup career.

So, spill the tea.
Did you hear about how James Charles lost 1.5 million subs?
I knooooow. What a sister scandal!

by and that’s the tea! May 12, 2019

flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

Lollergate scandal

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

by Fatboy November 18, 2003

spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

scandalous

Full of scandal, often in reference to something overtly sexual; or at least construed as such.

"Three bananas a dog and your best guy friend....? Scandalous!!"

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001