Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

by 84675938957847 November 15, 2016

Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 01, 2019

solar smash

A game where you can destroy Earth and other planets when you’re feeling like you hate the world and all the people that inhabit it

I just got cheated on, I better go play some Solar Smash to make sure I never see him again, peace!

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 09, 2022

Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.

Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.

by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019

solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 02, 2023

Batting Day Solar

a hellhole shit game on Roblox that no one likes or plays and is hated by many in the BDR community

Batting Day Solar
A game no one likes

englnad : @LuckSeer How Many bitches did BDS cost you because you had none in the first place

Also england: Shit game

england again: The weapons are ass, its just a shit script

england for the 4th time: :skullemoji: 3x

Literally england for the 5th time: You had none in the first place so you gained men lmaooo

(england is a moderator in the bdr server that somehow got away with this freely and made me delete the fucking game)

by LuckSeer April 18, 2022

Solar Plunk

When you stick your balls and only your balls inside a girl.

Yeah bro, i solar plunked her. Nuts deep baby.

by Plunkman June 22, 2021