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Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard
Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then
by randythemunter March 31, 2025
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Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin
by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.
"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"
by JesusPolice June 18, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Ginger-Snapping

When a red haired person uses any means of contact to lash out verbally. Often attempting to start fights or cause a reaction.
Damn, Joe had to block Roscowitz on Facebook, cause he was Ginger-Snapping so hard.

Rage Quit Anger Management
by Smeekley December 22, 2014
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Bitch Snapping

Using Snapchat to bitch about random life events.
Betty was Bitch Snapping about her crazy relatives last night.
by Tycho_B November 18, 2016
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