Brazilian Smoothie

Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.

Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.

"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."

by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014

Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).

The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.

by Sean Ward October 29, 2006

smoothy outercourse

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead

Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.

by GalenG January 11, 2009

cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014

blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.

"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN

by chase t February 17, 2006

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009