kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

slidin'

Driving around, trying to find something to do.

Bruh, Im slidin' tonight. You wanna hit the strip club?

by ragsy111 November 27, 2012

slide into the dms

When you send a Direct message to someone on twitter confidently and smoothly.

Nash:"Im about to slide into the dms asking for her number!"

Cameron:"Good look with that."

by Heisenberg209 April 30, 2014

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

by Grebmops January 18, 2007