shrimping

shrimping is the position assumed during hangover.
It is derived from the characteristic fetal posture one likes to adopt when hung over, resembling a cocktail shrimp (Fenneropenaeus chinensis).

A: Dude, i'm seriously shrimping right now.
B: LOL, what were you drinking last night?

by Dr. Phillip Gonzales December 11, 2012

Shrimping

When one's penis hangs over the testicles, forming a shrimp figure. Also, protects testicles from being harmed or injured.

"I dont have to worry about getting kicked in the nuts,because I be shrimping."

by Tony ur daddy March 23, 2009

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

scrumpling

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

by S.Carter October 1, 2007

shrimping

eating the coarse hairs between one's scrotum and penis.

Man, Frick was shrimping ray last night!

by Ray June 13, 2003

Shrimping

Shrimping see Hoover... add a straw you have shrimping

After Mcdonalds the happy couple went home for some hot shrimping...

by TAY March 2, 2004

Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.

I am shrimping so bad after all that food.

by EBPbiologist January 10, 2014