Showbiz Pizza

Showbiz Pizza was a restaurant chain in the early 80s to late 90s. The pizza parlors were known for their animatronic rock band, the Rock Afire Explosion. While on the verge of bankruptcy they bought the Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre and in a process known as Concept Unification they converted every Showbiz Pizza to Chuck E Cheese’s.

Dude: Hey man, remember Showbiz Pizza?
Man: Yeah dude, wish it was still around.

by Alex Lake Shire January 5, 2020

lifetime shower

When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.

That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.

by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

student shower

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

by MudHide January 21, 2021

absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010

Sad Nigga Shower

The name says it all. Particularly the same as a regular shower but you spend hours just sitting there thinking about life.

Bella: Man it took you a looooong minute to reply

Bob: Sorry i was taking a sad nigga shower

by Lovell. November 12, 2017

Czech Golden Shower

The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.

"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"

by Liechtenstein Gun Collector November 17, 2022