Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.

Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.

by greencat420 July 9, 2011

Snorfing

The act of stealing and or rapidly consuming something that is not yours

Poop Steve: Hey! Where is my last snus pouch?

Fagpussytwatpoonfartlarkey: Oh, sorry man. I snorfed it

Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!

by Fart Cam June 9, 2011

shurfing

It means doing something disgusting just for the purpose of annoying somebody else.

Stop shurfing be, sicko!

by King Rahahaha Mathers III November 15, 2011

Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.

"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."

by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

by Lee1965 February 20, 2015