Q: What have you gotten done at work today?
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
by john E Wad September 24, 2009
Get the Smurfing mug.Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.
Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.
by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010
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Get the Smurfing mug.Poop Steve: Hey! Where is my last snus pouch?
Fagpussytwatpoonfartlarkey: Oh, sorry man. I snorfed it
Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!
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Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!
by Fart Cam June 9, 2011
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Get the shurfing mug.Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014
Get the Smurfing mug.A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
by Lee1965 February 20, 2015
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