Shmegger

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.

So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”

by Absurdwords July 19, 2022

Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

shming

Shming, shminging, shminged

1. An alternative for cursing
2. An amusing replacement for any swear word, or any Word to express emotion

"You little shming", "you're such a shming bag!",

"I'm so shminging happy"

by grabbelsdorf March 27, 2015

dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016

shmeghan

Meghan has a shit load of shmegma...crusty poon.

shmeghan needs to clean her snatch before it spreads throughout her body.

by anal cantine November 27, 2004

shmeg

1. It has become a common term is the USA for calling someone a Numpty (minus the endearing portion of the insult). It's come to mean all of the above lazy, idiot, carefree fool, with a dash of schmuck.

2. It has also started to be used more and more to mean someone who is happy to be ignorant. It's sort of a blend of sheeple and schmucks.

1. That guy was such a total shmeg he took up two parking spaces with his little scooter.

2. Those shmegs in the US actually went out and voted for Bush for a second term.

by rayfordz January 7, 2010

shmegdorf

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.

"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."

by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003