Definitions by a_fucking_sloth_lizard
The Lawnmower Effect
When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.
The Lawnmower Effect by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017
dutch shmegma
When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.
dutch shmegma by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016