by Smokemaster45 November 27, 2019
Get the shitlandia mug.I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.
by jizzwick April 19, 2011
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A series of events where one mainly travels up the dirt track, involving many hilarious situations along the way.
Me - "How many turds have you burgled today?"
Paddy - "Although it was my day off and I had time on my side, I only managed 3 today. My poop sack was completely full after last nights Shitnanigans!! How about yourself, many Marmite Canyons delved no doubt?"
Paddy - "Although it was my day off and I had time on my side, I only managed 3 today. My poop sack was completely full after last nights Shitnanigans!! How about yourself, many Marmite Canyons delved no doubt?"
by Cardinalis February 26, 2014
Get the Shitnanigans mug.Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.
by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015
Get the Shitlinks mug.a way to tell someone to stop causing shit to happen or stop being such in shitty mood or to stop talking shit
Man you need to shitlax before you get punched.
Bruh shitlax, stop talking shit.
Yo when you gonna shitlax and get your shit together
Bruh shitlax, stop talking shit.
Yo when you gonna shitlax and get your shit together
by Domexigringa July 25, 2016
Get the Shitlax mug.When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."
Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."
Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."
Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.
by abstractbalance February 6, 2017
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