Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

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gun dealer who won't shut up

Please shut up Sheldon, I just want to get a roller.

by dualdigr June 17, 2025

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Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

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butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

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Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.

Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."

by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016

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