candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

daddy shopping

Dating when pregnant in hopes of finding a guy who will help you raise your kid after the loser who impregnated you got kicked to the curb. Not exactly wrong, but definitely asking for a lot of frustration.

I liked her, but I was afraid she was daddy shopping. I just couldn't deal with that.

by Lady Csyde January 21, 2007

beer shopping

When you have aquired a lot more stuff after a night out drinking, and you don't know how you got it. Similar to beer scooter.

"Where did this jacket come from Roy?"

"Beer shopping."

"Oh!"

by blastmat April 12, 2005

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

dick slapping

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.

M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!

by clithardwood October 31, 2013

shopping bulimia

Buying clothes you really liked but felt guilty later and returned it.

Remember that cute dress she bought on saturday?
Yes
Gone. Shopping Bulimia!

by HorrorFrenger May 12, 2008

Shopping Cart Rage

Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.

It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.

When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"

It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc

I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.

by cinymin86 November 22, 2009