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Definitions by blastmat

ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
ass traffic by Blastmat May 13, 2005

beer shopping 

When you have aquired a lot more stuff after a night out drinking, and you don't know how you got it. Similar to beer scooter.
"Where did this jacket come from Roy?"

"Beer shopping."

"Oh!"
beer shopping by blastmat April 12, 2005

ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
ass traffic by Blastmat February 15, 2005
He blew his load right into my face.
load by blastmat January 28, 2003