Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!

by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

Grows his own vegetables

Grower not a shower

Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."

Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"

by Dirty mindz September 21, 2013

Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

by Pudie February 3, 2010

vegetable

Something that vegets would be my guess.

..What the hell is a vegetable? Why isn't it called a stick? Tastes the same, right?

by minari-naga September 7, 2004

vegetable

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.

These movies seats are SO vegetable!

by JJ December 18, 2004

vegetable

a guy/girl thats prude or afraid to do something.

She won't do anything. Man, she's sucha vegetable

by jq40e October 1, 2006

vegetable soup

When a bunch of retards are sitting in a hot tub.

When the special ed kids are in one swim class, they are vegetable soup.

Brain: Why are you making a vegetable soup?

Counselor: Becasue I like to be healthy

by Carpitkid69 March 13, 2018