Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.

I know what a Scrub Norris

by apatheticempath December 3, 2011

scrungly

a little off, kinda strange or crusty.

"flynn's dog is so old and scrungly bro"

by basoupdie January 9, 2022

scrum choady

Australian for something that is 'very good'.

"This chicken is scrum choady!" or "That shirt looks scrum choady on her."

by Walter July 3, 2003

scruddle

The greasy remnants left behind on a frying pan or griddle after cooking bacon, ground beef or steak. Scruddle can be added to gravy for extra flavor. In some instances people of little or no income prefer to eat scruddle on a piece of wonder bread.

Don't you wash that pan I am saving the scruddle.

by David W. Erby November 12, 2007

Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko

A comedic nickname for main characters of video games so obscure, nobody really knows them outside of their cult following. Mostly used to refer to late-80s / early-90s platform game mascots like Gex, Bubsy the Bobcat, Awesome Possum and Super Mario.

Bob: "Hey man, did you see the new Smash Bros. reveal?"
John: "Yeah, they finally added Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko!"
Bob: "Come on. Don't slander Banjo and Kazooie like that!"

by StaticImpulse June 25, 2021

Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.

1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019

Scruff

A dirty bastard

Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff

by DFALF October 14, 2018