scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

scooter ward

Lead singer of the rock band Cold.

Includes songs such as Gone Away, Suffocate, Just Got Wicked, Everyone Dies, Blame and Bleed

by Matt December 30, 2003

scooter fag

a complete faggot riding a scooter, who always gets in your way or (snakes) you

a boy gets snaked by a scooter fag and yells; SCOOTER FAG!!!!

by skatefreak May 14, 2012

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

Scooter

a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.

"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"

by Ryan Brown December 21, 2004

scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010