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schaef

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.
See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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Schlaft

A misshapen penis;
After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.
by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009
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schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."
Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.
by rsnow May 30, 2008
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Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.
I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!
by Gubs73 August 18, 2010
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schwaffelwaffle

A type of Dutch biscuit, round and sandwiched with caramel.
Mmmm this schwaffelwaffle tastes so good!
by Can'tSpeakDutch August 7, 2011
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schaferwafer

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.
Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."
by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015
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shaaf

a sexy ass male brown is in 14 girl friends uses them to his friends as his friends that are girl he loves games also loves basket ball and soccer he will do anything for you once you get on his good side. When his friends become his best friends he will have your back very loyal get on his good side
guy} my friend is a shaaf
girl} give me is number
by person123445555 April 30, 2022
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