A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.
Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."
by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015