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schaafed 

1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.
You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed
schaafed by Michelle Bradley February 10, 2009
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Schaared 

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."
Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!
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Scharfed 

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence
Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed
Scharfed by GG NO RE April 16, 2014
When somethings happens that is characteristic of Schaafsma's actions, something so diabolical and braindead that it can only be described by the woman.
"Bro I got schaafted on the marking, they didn't add ts up correctly"
"Damn Bro that's some Dr Dean type shit"
Schaafted by Dr Dean May 21, 2025

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026