schaferwafer 

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.

Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."

schaferwafer by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

schafernaker by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

Schafernaker scale 

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

Schafernaker scale by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

Saferwafer 

Saferwafer is a term used when you see your friends and basically say Hi but instead of saying Hello, Hi, Wassup You say Saferwafer or just safe.

It is sometimes a word that you can say when no-ones talking and you want to make sure someones there so you'll say saferwafer and they will have to reply the same thing.

Dude1: Saferwafer!

Dude2: Saferwafer man! Was going on?

or

*silent*
saferwafer?

*everyone replys* Saferwafer quaver traver paper

Saferwafer by Iwillcleanyourroom October 27, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004