smachel

1. noun

a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.

2. verb

the act of being a good older sibling

1. That Nigella Lawson is so cool, I wish I was a smachel like her.

2. Jane really smacheled it up when her sister got dumped--she took her out to dinner and a movie

by shishy November 29, 2009

Sachel Warrior

A sachel warrior is a person experienced in or capable of engaging in combat or warfare, especially since this warrior has to protect his/her sachel at all times, or he/she will collapse. Sachel Warriors typically look Swedish with long blonde hair.

A sachel is A FATTT SAck of weed aka marijuanna

Look out, here comes sachel warrior, hide your sachels.

by Pinelopes November 19, 2010

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Sachel donggitis

It is a desription of a condition that occurs when a male scrotum is so large that it make the males penis look much smaller than it actually is.

elephantitis in the testicals gives people the appearance of sachel donggitis.

by jagenmaster June 29, 2011

Satchel

HE IS A BITCHASS NIGGA

UUHH IM SATCHEL UHH I"M SO GAY

by LICKME.it September 25, 2019

Satchel

An underrated as fuck guitar gem! (aka Russ Parrish)

"Satchel is more talented than a good portion of extremely praised guitarists"

by Lavvender4 May 8, 2020

Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022