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Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.
by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025
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Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.
Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.
by NotGvm December 1, 2023
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Strudeled

A facial expression of distorted confusion or shock resulting in a disconfigured face.
The Samaritan woman was was strudeled because Jesus talked to her at the well.
by Daniel O,conner July 12, 2023
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dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024
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