spange

When you ask people for spare change.

Man im broke. Im gonna go spange.

by therealkurtcobain March 31, 2016

sparngle

A very sexy version of spongebob squarepants, created by my papa, merkmusic. It was used as an emblem, but can also be used to masturbate to

Woah dude! Did you see that picture of sparngle? It made me wanna SPLOOGE.

by Tooted Johnson February 1, 2018

wang spang

wang spang is a flavor of ice cream in nevada

i woud like a scoop of wang spang pleas

by samuel dionne April 3, 2003

Facey Spacing

When you are so entranced online with internet sites such as Facebook that you ignore work, people and impending disasters around you.

Jerry failed to miss the punchline to my joke because he was Facey spacing.

by SenorChan December 10, 2009

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010

Spangled

A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.

Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"

"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."

by TheDracoMalfoy April 11, 2016