Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

shaking the knuckles

Slang for masturbation when trying to discreetly but openly talk about masturbation.

Past tense: shook the knuckles

Last night I was shaking the knuckles while Ellen was on.

by vladmiric acid August 17, 2010

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 3, 2017

shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 17, 2018