No-Scope Juice

The correct MLG term for Mountain Dew

I'm going to go to the store to get some doritos and no-scope juice for tonight's tourney

by Grock ~Senpai May 6, 2015

fit score

A number on a scale of one to ten used to score the general greatness of a person. The term is said to have been first used by MA during period 2020-2021. There is no strict definition or scoring method. It is simply a number which describes how you feel about another person, place or thing.

HS: Whats GGs fit score?

MA: 10
GG: really? I feel so flattered

HS: What about YR?

MA: 0...
MA: 0/10.

by kzrs May 4, 2021

Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2

My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?

by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022

heady ground score

A joy-bringing object found on the ground. The term often refers to drugs found on the ground at a music festival. Important: one does not have to find heady buds in order to claim a heady ground score. All weed found on the ground is heady, because there is no weed better than free weed.

"I found an eighth near the stage when the crowd was leaving. Total heady ground score!"

"I heady ground scored a heady crystal wrap while I was eating this heady burrito I got from this heady cat that looked just like Jerry!"

by High Stepper February 23, 2009

Ground Score

If you find an object, usually on the ground, and it belongs to no one so you keep it.

Guy 1: Hey dude check out this lighter I got.

Guy 2: That's awesome! Where did you find that??

Guy 1: it was a total ground score, it's full of gas too!

by Wittless October 27, 2014

keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

scorebag

A bag containing 2 grams of weed, commonly used in Scotland.

Reece: guess what day of the week it is!!
Josh: scorebag Friday!

by Schizobinnie May 16, 2018